[columbo on hot ones] just one more wing

Sean needs to be finally taken down, yes.

The UK: Just one more king

This is the best Columbo Day post ever.

[later, when washing his hands for the twentieth time to get rid of angel chili] I can't see you but I know you're here. I can feel it.

boooooo but also clap clap clap

"You know I'm not really a spicy food kind of guy, but my wife, oh, she loves a good jalapeno."

Goddammit. Giggle fit imminent.

....damn it.

‘You’re sweating, sir.’ ‘It’s the capsaicin, Lieutenant.’