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*weeps in Bengals/Reds fandom*
So it's your fault.
Matter of fact, go ahead and skip the Atlantic piece, just go straight to this.
If you were horrified or outraged by that Atlantic article last week saying college kids can't read whole books anymore, this new piece by one of the teachers who was profiled is a must-read.
Early this summer I was interviewed by Rose Horowitch, an editor for The Atlantic. She told me that she had heard from a university professor that incoming students were struggling to keep up with the...
If Kentucky's legislature were ever to who the crap do I think I'm kidding these jokers aren't legalizing anything.
When I consider how my light is blown out by 50mph winds
"Our Drama and Film department is hiring a professor of sensurround! Sharpen up your CV and apply today!"
I'm also not turning down the whiteboard markers.
"Hey, I got a guy on the line wants to put a million on Harris/Walz." "Nah, we gotta verify ID to go that large." "Says he's been here before. Name's, uh, lemme check it, John Barron?"
Spite is my favorite motivator. "This'll show 'em," I say to myself, launching into whatever project knowing that someone's uppance is about to come. It never shows 'em. And now I have a new source of spite.