trying to explain to the police officer why the trunk of my car has 20 refurbished magnetic hard drives and 4 bottles of excedrin

Keyboard designers really went off when they said zxcvbnm

Is anyone here or is it safe for me to talk about how much I love writing Rust

Experiencing postmodern detachment as the Google Docs AI keeps trying to autocomplete my wedding vows

When I reflexively open Twitter every morning

posting the same things on threads, twitter, mastodon, and bluesky chasing the endorphin rush of a cumulative five likes

This is why I’ll never say a bad word about mongodb

Remember web3 when people were convinced you’d want to log in to your jpeg marketplace using your bank account as credentials

A VC stands at the Pearly Gates and asks St Peter “where’s the moat?”