"the fun police have ruined everything!" I insist as I solemnly check the latest game releases against the Woke Index to see if I should be mad or not
I try to sleep, they're wide awake, they won't let me alone They don't get paid to take vacations or let me alone They spy on me, I try to hide, they won't let me alone They persecute me, they're the judge and jury all in one
These people are going to be in their 60s, writing imaginary Twitter arguments they're having with themselves onto every single wall in their house. Take it from someone whose comedy is just him accidentally predicting covid-19 a year before it hits.
ALT: a child 's drawing of a clown with the words " vote deleg tee " written below it
wtf is the Woke Index and where can I find it
It is nice to see the instinctive understanding that being police is a bad thing.
*goes to play Sonic X Shadow* ROGUE THE BAT? A LADY BAT? BAH! GAMES ARE RUINED!