If I have to pay for that other site, I guess I'll be hanging out here instead. It's just been too inconvenient to use two sites, but that will definitely push me over the edge.

I met my wife on Xanga

Kind and gracious, but notoriously ungrateful.

Why would you invite me to a horrible place like this, though?

No GIF's on this app? That's like 90% of my reason for being on social media.