if you're not recording ominous audio logs and strewing them about the estate on self-playing machinery, can you even say you're ready for houseguests?? qwantz.com/index.php?co...
Like if you have achieved hot dog nirvana. Repost if you are still on the noble hot dog eightfold path
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(opening my god damn email [“email” is crossed out and replaced with “salad”]) there better not be any god damn emails in here](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:ghx4g5bwoazaeoq3c3nf7tl2/bafkreic7hhvgq27uuk4hoeo4x7eyjc6kzqhtt35aqzn2nfycbtdv5v2cje@jpeg)
I bet audiobook narrators love it when fantasy authors describe their weird nonhuman magical characters as talking in a voice like broken glass or tearing metal or a thousand ringing bells or whatever
Did you hear of the anime about a hair stylist who starts a fast fashion company? It’s a real jojoba Zara venture
A new study of 1,500 supernovas gives the most precise measure ever of cosmological time dilation--the way time seems to slow down for objects we observe in the distant universe fun fun fun 🧪🔭 www.scientificamerican.com/article/eins...@astrojonny.bsky.social
Analyzing 1,504 supernovae into the distant universe, astronomers have shown the clearest evidence yet for cosmological time dilation as predicted by Einstein
Look at this thing of beauty. This won a Nobel Prize. The Hulse-Taylor binary pulsar system. Einstein's General Relativity predicts orbital period between these massive compact objects should decay (the solid curve is the GR prediction). Incredibly, observations match this almost perfectly. 🔭🧪
