Filling out my California ballot and there are really just no words that adequately describe my loathing for the Howard Jarvis Taxpayers Association.

Two of the three cars need maintenance, the 3rd (mine, sigh) is in the shop with the check engine light on, and the middle boy’s laptop went tits up and requires replacement. The machines are out to get us, apparently.

just this bullshit all day every day

you can tell Elon Musk never parented any of his 50 kids because he thinks that dopey robot would survive ten minutes alone with a child

I am at the salon unfortunately trapped overhearing a conversation between a bunch of right-wing weirdos and holy hell I have never regretted the lack of headphones so much.

I think the reporting that trump gave covid testing stuff to putin is not quite emphasizing trump didn’t give that ratfuck twizzler nose sticks, he gave him lab machines US hospitals were begging for to test their clinical staff So they would have a chance at not dying

"Psh, she'll never get it passed without a supermajority in both houses." Cool, man, then I guess we should just give up in advance instead of raising the issue on a national platform and making Republicans explain why they think you should have to sell your house to keep mom from dying in a gutter

I remember when MA had to smuggle in PPE on the Patriots owner’s jet because the Trump admin was stealing PPE that the state paid for.

i'm not "ceding the twitter space" to nazis. i left because it sucked and was not fun and the owner is a piece of shit and i value my time. super easy to understand.

the thing about “hardening school defenses” is that jd vance’s kids will never in their lives attend the prison schools he wants to build