Dear god for the love of all that's holy DO NOT WALK IN FLOOD WATERS it's like stepping into a puddle of demon piss right out of Satan's urethra. You will discover new and horrible things your flesh is capable of and all of them are things that would make Cronenberg start taking notes.
My parents are sheltering in place in Nokomis because my Q-dipshit Tate-fellating BIL who lives down the street from them assures them he'll keep them safe. He runs a Ba-Jay-Jay dojo out of his living room, so I dunno if he plans to lie on his back and flail his legs at the hurricane or what.
Until we get a natural disaster that exclusively targets assholes I think I'm gonna keep trying to be helpful and sympathetic.
As with so many of these stupid things the Right believes in, it's taking a real thing (HAARP, which is a research project, not some all-controlling satellite) and projecting absurd, beyond-what's-actually-possible claims on it. Paranoid fascists imagine a level of competency no one could achieve.
this is as close as he'll ever get to mars
don't use generative AI for jokes don't use generative AI for activism don't use generative AI to prove a point don't use generative AI ceaselessly mock people who do use it their actions prove they are anti-literate they like not being able to do things which is kind of like pretending to be dead
Nobody who believes the Hatian-migrants-eating-pets thing has ever tried to catch a housecat.
Something something hit you in the ass on the way out. Bitch.
Peter Thiel says he might leave the United States and finally take advantage of the New Zealand citizenship he bought over a decade ago.
Thiel compared California liberalism to Saudi Arabian Wahabbism — but it was sort of a compliment
h/t to the genius niece who told her dad that Uncle tells better bedtime stories because guy has taken it so personally he is spending his sundays researching various stories and storytelling techniques to defeat me