this isn't quite the same thing, but i want an alternate universe where everything is the same except *katherine* is "corsair" and leads the starjammers i'm getting shalla bal as the silver surfer in the next ff movie, so this is my new wish

I'd read that AU. But I don't want an AU. I want Katherine Summers in the regular timeline. :-) Just to introduce more chaos. I'd like to think it resolves with a threesome with Corsair and Hepzibah, because like parents, like son, when it comes to love triangle resolved with claws.