People think when I say mainstream media outlets create a fictional version of Trump to prop up in place of the brain melting real version I'm being hyperbolic or metaphorical and like, no they are literally commissioning articles on that exact premise (good for Noah for turning them down!)
Oh boy. The “help my family” reply bots are starting to show up. For those who want to take a run at me for this I’ll say it plainly: I hide all those replies because it’s impossible to know they’re not scams. I don’t believe you, scammers.
Morning update: No major national org has a story about Trump calling for an immigrant pogrom, nor a headline that even hints at it.
Sometimes you find some art by someone where you can't help but mourn that they missed the internet by nearly three centuries.
That kinda sleepy where you get itchy
In a better world, the front pages tomorrow would lead with "in final weeks, Trump promises mass-violence if elected"
I've not seen those but I used to wonder how they kept the butter we used from burning and now I know it sits on top of the oil and (also it's 3 whole tbsps of butter!!) and my crusts have always been good but now it's great
I found out I was putting too little oil in the other week and I'm still a little bothered by how much food is being used up for my food
Exorbitant, extravagant, excessive, extreme, unconscionable, and correct