It's bleakly funny when self identified trad women complain retvrn type men don't want to date and marry them. Honey, you're 32 and know Latin, they want a nubile 16 year-old who can't read.

"Y...you mean the guys who say they want a tradwife don't want to help host church suppers or build me a chicken coop?" Honey, those dudes don't even know how to drive a tractor, and they'll refuse to eat your home-canned beets. You'll be lucky if they even know how to mow a lawn.

Also you never get “actual devout religious woman who’s barely even dated because only a covenant marriage is truly chaste” in the same body as “does anal on demand & can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.” Again, that’s porn, right-wing men are terminally porn-brained, look elsewhere.