If you are reading this, unclench your jaw, relax your shoulders, unhinge your mandibles, split your unfused lower jaws around the elastic ligament, rotate them from your quadrate bone till your maws expand enough to vore your friends. Swallow. Don't hold onto the stress. Relax.

Boi, y'all got me good this time XD But seriously, thank you for the reminder 💖

thanks... this is good advice! :)

thank you, my friends and i really needed this 😌

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BRhandle.invalidJul 18, 2023 11:13pm

Sure, nosh on the person sitting next to you on the train. Just make sure to ask first.

My somewhat morbid imagination wants to picture my character doing all of this in some sort of unsettling, Henry Selick style stop motion animation, with the range of motion being just a *little* bit uncanny-valley.

Haaaaaaaahahahahahaha!

I was NOT ready for that second half

Works for you?

Today was just an appropriate day to repost this.