There is also a fifth type - The Deliberately Rude (cue shags, boobies, tits, cocks). 🧪 🪶 🦉 Cartoon by Pearshaped Comics

Number 2 is called the pokemon professor.

“Common cockchafer”

most brazilian birds were named on number 2 (sometimes a mix of 1 and 2)

5. The Fuckery Man I’ll name you the Doobie Boobie Double Breasted Boober

you forgot egotistical prick that names it after themself

Ah, but fun fact: "Ladybird" comes from "Our Lady" aka The Virgin Mary, who in Medieval art was usually portrayed wearing a red dress. So it's not quite as confused as you might think.