wouldn't it be soooo tragic if some big chested villainess kidnapped me and flaunted me in front of the heroine to make her jealous ooooh that'd be so evil and dastardly I sure hope it doesn't happen ooooh

So tragic...

a drawing of a chicken with a red crest and bell around its neck

ALT: a drawing of a chicken with a red crest and bell around its neck

Sir... horny jail is that way.

Dastardly D: who could do such a terrible thing to such an innocent Lil guy?

Manifesting this for u boss 🙏

Bards.

Then the heroine and villainess kiss while you get a high five for being a good wingman

...I JUST FINISHED THIS PIECE LITERALLY A MINUTE AGO JO.

so very tragic

He’s just posting what all of us were thinking… Genius move Mr. Cat