The juxtaposition of these two headlines is like art

But how many stories can it fall?

Based. All the homies hate Ryobi

I had a buddy in college who would get drunk and threaten to throw all the non DeWalt tools off the roof. To be fair they were almost all Ryobi

Rico Rudy experiencing life full circle.

Rudy Giuliani, RICO Pioneer, Indicted on Racketeering Charges With Trump

Rudy Giuliani was indicted for violating Georgia's RICO act along with Trump and 17 others in connection with efforts to overturn the 2020 election.

The Men Who Stare at Cums

Peep this shit then

They wouldn’t let me go to the Barbie movie in my “enlisted right after 9/11 Ken” costume either

X files S1E8 fucking kill it with fire

PLphillewis.bsky.socialJul 27, 2023 11:16pm

Scientists revived a female microscopic roundworm that spent the last 46,000 years in suspended animation deep in the Siberian permafrost. It started having babies in a laboratory dish. https://www.washingtonpost.com/science/2023/07/27/nematode-revived-siberian-permafrost/

I love to get a food pellet after completing tasks