FUKUI SAN, FUKUI SAN!

Stolen Valor!

Typical fucking hr

I have to sound as tough as possible doing effeminate yard work. How am I supposed to know I'm manly unless my mower has me DOMINATE my yard.

Do you have anymore goth jasper posts? Asking for me

That dumpster has been quite the goldmine

Think of it this way, now you have an alibi with a time stamp in official writing!

You just found it on the side of the road?

Dude this is sick! Are you going to use it for work?