Was surprised by Matthew McConaughey’s vocabulary, particularly his use of the term “mendacious” until I heard him use it again in two subsequent interviews. My man is stuck on mendacious.

humiliating, even in my dream

Two nights ago I realized I was dreaming and could control everything about my environment, but it still took me several attempts before I managed to fly

If you don’t have a full Allen wrench set, you haven’t known trouble

I’ve been thinking about this all day

When I replace the toilet paper in the bathroom only I use before it runs out

fishtopher walken

FSfullslack.bsky.socialMay 31, 2023 1:41am

i don’t know what this is but i wanna be a part of it

Girl, is your name Expelliarmus? Cause you have disarming charm…

When I drink, good things happen. For instance, I was badly hungover a few years ago, and an old friend came over to take care of me. It was miserable. A few days later, he met a woman. They’re getting married next month. I tipped the cosmic scales in his favor. I’m a hero, of sorts.

Feverishly searching for any minor setback in my life that I can turn into a self-aggrandizing post on LinkedIn