When I ask, “Got any loosies?” I’m asking if you have any loose extra strength lactaid pills on your person

Austin Nextdoor is so wild

Swag police, damn it

The swat police called, I’m headed to the station to turn myself in

Rented a book about private equity from the public library, I’m ngmi

Know I’m getting old because I go to bed earlier on the weekend than during the week

Bluesky reminds me a lot of Barton Springs. There’s a surprising mix of naked people and wholesome interactions between strangers

the man, the myth!

A witch/hag/crone triple threat

it’s good to reshuffle the deck