This is your reminder that thesaurus dot com is (almost certainly) using AI to generate thesaurus entries, and you should, if you can, use Merriam Webster to avoid accidentally destroying the planet via the fuckery machine.

I had a quiet birthday courtesy of me being a total night owl atm. For the coming year, my resolve is to do the utmost to get a literary agent. New novel to query: check. Query list: check. Sneak peek: There will be witches and dinosaurs.

Man, am I cutting it close with the shopping before going to a wedding or what? (I have 12 days left and nothing to wear. IT'LL BE FINE.)

There's a mission in the latest Legend of Heroes game where you need to blag your way into a secure lab at a university. You do it by claiming you want to discuss a new research grant. At which point a senior academic immediately lets you in. It's the most accurate uni security breach ever.

A Trump presidency should've stayed in the concept phase in the first place.

I finally was able to snap a picture of our returnee. He's still scared, but I was able to pet him today. Poor guy.

Posted a photo of my bookshelves and people keep zooming in on the banner, so here it is. It’s from Oxford Pennant, and it’s a reminder every day to remember how valuable my clients’ words are, as well as my own. Remember your worth, writer friends. ❤️

Writer brain means sometimes I can never remember where I put anything in real life because my head's full up with plots and characters.

Our cat has found his way back home. He's afraid and hungry (and thoroughly rained out) but at least he's safe and back where he belongs. If only he could tell us what has happened to him...

One of the cats has gone missing. Even the storm didn't persuade him to come home. I wonder where he is and if he's okay?