My favourite part of working out is farting and swearing the whole time

Turned 25 today, pretty undeniable how fucked my hairline is

You and them losing dogs can go fuck yourselves

now there is something interesting to investigate about, say, his gains with blue collar black and Hispanic men in 2020, but that’s not something you can get to the bottom of with a couple of interviews with some 60-something car dealers

Frank Ocean is the diamond industry of musicians. Artificially increased value through limited releases.

“Emotional support waterbottle” shit is a psyop done by Big Water Bottle to get you to buy your annoying girlfriend a $60 metal tin

Why tf is my name on that list?

I think Trump will be on the Jeff Ep list a lot less than people think, not because he’s not a child rapist but because his own jet is bigger

Making a steamboat Willie horror movie is not doing anything with the IP in the public domain. People’s interest is entirely based on the original IP. You’re not doing anything unique, you’re making a horror themed Ad.

Have easily had 4,000 plus calories in less than 24 hours