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Johnny Brainwash
@johnnybrainwash.bsky.social
Allium eater. Not actually a wizard. Yells at squirrels, talks to crows, sometimes sings to mushrooms. Portland OR. He/him. Hail Eris, hell yes.
126 followers270 following1.4k posts

my mom accidentally set off her medicalert device, and then when the service called, she didn't answer because she didn't recognize the number cue emergency calls to relatives in three states and one mildly annoyed ambulance driver

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Johnny Brainwash
@johnnybrainwash.bsky.social
Allium eater. Not actually a wizard. Yells at squirrels, talks to crows, sometimes sings to mushrooms. Portland OR. He/him. Hail Eris, hell yes.
126 followers270 following1.4k posts