JB
Johnny Brainwash
@johnnybrainwash.bsky.social
Allium eater. Not actually a wizard. Yells at squirrels, talks to crows, sometimes sings to mushrooms. Portland OR. He/him. Hail Eris, hell yes.
130 followers278 following1.5k posts
No, sorry, former treehugger here. Fuck the Forest Service police. They're usually far more bumbling and inept than malicious, but I saw what happened to them when they got paramilitarized in the 90s. I don't trust em with ARs, let alone tanks.
JB
Johnny Brainwash
@johnnybrainwash.bsky.social
Allium eater. Not actually a wizard. Yells at squirrels, talks to crows, sometimes sings to mushrooms. Portland OR. He/him. Hail Eris, hell yes.
130 followers278 following1.5k posts