A terrible barman.

No, use away. Maybe throw a credit in there!

I like to bake with ingredients I find in the garden. Apparently slugs, compost and stones don't count. #humour#humoursky

I spent all day in the kitchen yesterday trying to make cheese cake, but discovered it's impossible to transmute dairy products. #humour#humoursky

😂😂😂👍

Unless you're slide salesman.

I used to be a footman, but now I'm much taller. #humour#humoursky

Excel says yes.

My mate said "Pretend you're a lettuce" I asked "why?" He said "Just be Cos!" #humour#humoursky

He could only manage a B aug9 b5 before the tendons snapped and catapulted it into the crowd, narrowly missing someone's eye.