I love funny little slonkus art but I require GRIMDARK The False Chapter, the Adeptus Slonkus. Given power by Chaos as some divine prank... or perhaps a reminder of the Heresy.

I was gonna say it was clearly Snuffleupagus but I've discovered it actually doesn't have tusks which surprises me

I need people with alters to stop being relatable, I can't handle seeing doctors as it is

Extremely poggers information, thank you for sharing

Dolly being told things keep happening:

Such a comfy cozy shaped lad

I'm having far too much fun with this idea and I'm not sorry

Compared to traditional Marines, the Adeptus Slonkus is less... exaggerated in their stature. @vtuberloveslug.bsky.social

plz help I'm drowning in the 40k rabbit hole

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