OK. Who wants to go down the moon-hole first? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Moon cave discovered that could one day house humans

It is the first cave to be discovered on the Moon and could protect astronauts from radiation.

if your bucks are big enough I'm on it

No thanks. I seen riddick.

I swear to Christ if we find xenomorph eggs down there..

No thank you... I've seen Empire Strikes Back!

Send Walter Koenig and Bruce Campbell.

Depends. What's the probability of there being spiders down there? If higher than 0, I'm out.

To anyone who does volunteer:

Sounds like an old-timey scifi pulp story. "Savage Alien Maidens Await In The Dark Depths of Outer Space! Dare you Explore... THE MOON HOLE???"

"Moon holes are for Dear Consorts only."