somewhere on bluesky, i have hidden a set of forbidden scrolls. if you find these forbidden scrolls and click on them, you will receive the ability to change anyone else's post to "i just ate a wheelbarrow full o' strawberries and now i ain't feel so good!" this is a gift you must use wisely
So much depends on the strawberries in the icebox, which I ate, beside the white chickens you were saving for breakfast, and which I ain't feel so good after, forgive me, wheelbarrow, glazed with rain.
I just ate a wheelbarrow full o' strawberries and now I ain't feel so good!
I will not be looking for those scrolls. I cannot be trusted with that power.
I won’t let you down
I have found all the scrolls, more than i could ever possibly use, and instead of using them I have decided i will just remove them all from the scroll economy and hoard them in offshore scrolls accounts.
i just ate a wheelbarrow full o' strawberries and now i ain't feel so good!
Coincidentally, I've done the same thing, except the gift you get from mine stops after "wheelbarrow". Because Dadaism rules.
Since then poster from around the world have been searching the Blue Sky for the treasure that will make their dreams come true. YO YA YO YA YO DREAMING
