Logging out of Twitter and logging into Bluesky feels a lot like faking your own death and starting a new life as a mysterious but respected bartender in a quiet coastal New England town

Bourbon neat please. You new around here as well?

Now why is this so true

On Twitter I’m just Laszlo Cravensworth, but on BlueSky I am Jackie Daytona.

i have waited my whole life for this

Nailed it

I now go by the name Jackie Daytona

approaching a former 200k account to ask them to forge a tweet that can slay my enemies

Who is.. The Tailor of Panama meets Catch Me If You Can? There’s something to it. I can’t quite put my finger on it. Fly to SJO, drive to Limon, south to Sixaola, pay the impuesto, cross the frontera and the rio, hop in a van, go south for ~90min, get in a rickety boat, head out to Bocas Del Toro.

[constantly wiping down glasses even though they're already clean] "twitter said if i did one last job, i'd be free"

Just a regular human bartender