Or Collin for that matter, has to be bloody Collin

Do you think Percy the pig was someone’s furry awakening

The mere concept of simply waiting for the receptionist to receive you at the GP seems to be lost in people these days

I think we should start an estate agents that grade houses on backshots potential

Me smacking ass like how those old people smack slot machine screens

Jorkin it, and by it I mean the strands of my sanity

If I find any of my trinkets missing next week…

Feeling susceptible to the dark powers rn, any esoteric baddies with a curved dagger hit me up

Legally you gotta tell me if you into me because man that shit just go over my head mental like that

“I’m like a dog? But for like cum.” - @auburnleaves.bsky.social