I’ve reached the stage of my life where the songs I listened to in high school are being used in critically acclaimed tv shows to establish the overall theme of important episodes.

Hold on tight to your humility.

Immediately cancelled.

You know that all consuming love you feel when all you want is to be with that person and you don’t know what to do with yourself when you’re not around them? That’s not love, that’s attachment. Know what it feels like and get that shit out of the way before you turn 30.

Finally

Whichever May 4th you’re thinking about today, always support rebel scum

All dogs are perfect but the dogs that love to cuddle are perfect and special and amazing and the best.

Wait. Who???