I haven't been over here in a while. We good? How's everyone doing?

I haven't checked in on y'all in the sky for a bit. What's good?

Okay we're finally starting Love is Blind season 5, MY BODY IS READY

I thought I would have tomorrow off but I have to go in for a few hours. The trouble is I've been gone so much this week and I promised the cat I would stay home all day Friday with her... HOW CAN I BREAK A PROMISE TO THIS GIRL

Husband: I love you so much. You're my best friend. Me: aw, babe. You're my best friend too. H: Yeah, but it means more from me because you don't have any other friends 💀💀💀

Starting to bake brownies at 10:30pm is a good idea, yeah?

Is it just my timeline or is this app significantly more gay than Twitter 😂 (this is not a complaint, I love it lol)

My hometown's pumpkin festival is next month and my algorithm is really setting me up strong...ready to embrace my most basic midwest bitch

This is a thing I am. I'm not fully out publicly, might not ever plan to be? But I'm cool being visible on the smallest, quietest internet platform 😜 💙💜🩷 love all you bi bbs 💙💜🩷

My husband almost fell out of a loading dock while driving a forklift today because a truck driver forgot to lock his breaks. He is fine but I am now the owner of a BRAND NEW ANXIETY