Americans will laugh at their own butchering of a foreign language while believing they are laughing at Dutch.

Did you make this up?

Para apanhares o comboio de Lisboa a Leiria, demoras pelo menos 3 horas e meia. Vi até uma opção de 7 horas no site da CP! Uma vergonha. O autocarro acaba sendo muito mais rápido e barato.

Stayed at my parents' place in the Netherlands for Christmas and my mom kept telling me to put on a sweater because "nobody wears t-shirts inside here since the gas got so expensive", and I'm like, where I live I don't even have central heating, and here I can finally wear t-shirts inside.

At (at least) some of Schiphol's concourses, the only way to go to the restroom (any restroom) is by going down a flight of stairs. There are no elevators nor any other alternative ways to get there. The message: people with physical disabilities are not supposed to use the restroom.

Tsjiezus

I never do it but I always feel the urge

Je hebt de masterscriptie van je ex geschreven? 😮

Nice! Ik gebruikte gelukkig al Zotero dus dat drama is me bespaard gebleven

Klopt... Maar niet getreurd, heb al een vervanger gevonden: Notion