How odd (and telling) that he mentions “be your friend “ as one of its functions. That would be the furthest thing from my mind. On the other hand, I wouldn’t be surprised if Elon has notions of a robot “friend with benefits.”

Interesting. I’ve gotten so many dry cups (especially the minis) that I don’t trust the brand anymore. I discovered a local chocolatier that makes giant cups that are like Oreos: the top and bottom are separated by a thick layer of always-moist PB concoction. Delicious, but pricey!

Not to get physical, but size doesn’t matter. The real issue is the state of the peanut butter filling. If it’s dry and chalky, it’s worthless; if it’s moist, it’s delectable!

And if you’re wearing briefs you’re an underwerewolf

(John Fogerty voice) Well I woke up this morning Bought some stuff on Amazon Did it on my iPhone With my pajamas on Now I’m watching college football ‘Cause Alabama’s on…

1. Valley Oak 2. Western Sycamore 3. Coast Live Oak 4. Gray Pine 5. Blue Oak Honorable Mention: California Bay, California Black Oak, Fremont Cottonwood, Coulter Pine.

Getting faxed by a fox.

Exactly. Like when he said he had “the best words.”

So if the rookies are Oompa Loompas and Hjelle is Wonka, who are the kids touring the chocolate factory? The coaching staff? The press corps?

My book is out! It’s a monthly account of a year inside the condor program at Pinnacles NP. If you’re curious about what it’s like to restore California condors, this book is for you. Wonderfully illustrated, 40+ photos, all proceeds go to the Pinnacles Condor Fund!