Perhaps something is lost in translation?

Microsoft is shit at software S13E22

When the seagulls follow the trawler, it’s because they know there are sardines.

The sexbots have arrived. Seek shelter.

Not the time, headline writer man. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Notting Hill Carnival: Swedish chef critical after Queensway attack

Mussie Imnetu was found unconscious with a head injury near the Notting Hill Carnival on Monday.

The fuck is this? I’ve found all your bicycles and now I’m expected to gauge the sass levels of 9 hallucinated creatures?

Staff meeting at the construction site on Friday morning: “somebody should probably come in tomorrow just to keep an eye on the steel”

What is a zombie knife anyway? This article says anything over 20cm with a serrated edge. So… a bread knife? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Public urged to hand in zombie knives and machetes ahead of ban

Owners of the weapons will have four weeks from 26 August to surrender them to police.

What a load of bollocks. That's never a penalty.

“Sometimes, if you love someone, you have to force them to change” – Wes Streeting Has anybody checked on his boyfriend?