Pro-tip: want your bf to leave you be? Take an edible and sing some Mariah to him. Loudly.

We getting wild

Dude. Why are you in the sink?

the world is not ready for a second beer transgender sponsorship

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Random question- what’s Bluesky written in? (Backend mainly). Great work!!

Very funny that Twitter refused to pay for its Google Cloud contract which lapsed yesterday but that’s only one of like four equally plausible theories for why Twitter is down

this screencap is my new most valuable possession

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