What would your pedantry bot be, friends?

Actually, a "podium" is something you stand on. You probably mean "lectern."

Every time someone said "pedant" it would reply with "It's 'pedanticist', actually"

All election night results prior to final are replaced by the text “votes are still being tabulated”

Enormity means great evil not great size

Correcting everyone's use of 'factoid.'

surprised no one has mentioned this one so i’ll do it you didn’t graduate high school. is high school a beaker? you graduated FROM high school

Should "of" instead of should "have". Like fingernails on a chalkboard when I see that.

Affect vs effect

“The exception that proves the rule” is mine. It’s not just any old exception!

Oxford comma issues