Oh, 100% Google Translate (though I’m picking up words here and there)
oh, i see. Googled mixed up "Por que" (why) with "porque" (because). well, it's not like people use it right, but the ones that were properly used got translated wrong.
Already planning a trip to Brazil, Josh?
I'm Brazilian and I'd like to say that it was funnier in Portuguese. But “blinking the ass” was pure gold. 😂😂😂 (I have no idea if it's the best translation though. The Brazilian expression means something like “squeeze your eyes shut”, but with a different “eye”. 😂)
It does a pretty decent job. I've been using it to read ARMY posts since they are worldwide. In fact it works so well for a Google product, I expect them to ruin it any day. 😆
Are our Brazilian friends going back to xhitter or staying here?