That's it, I'm gonna become a bank robber, just telling the cops I can't be bothered with legal right now, as I'll be busy building something*. Nothing could possibly go wrong with this approach, right? *Specifically my board game and video game collection.

Waldorf: Last year the Patriots had a great defense but rotten offense. But this year will be different. Statler: Both parts will be great? Waldorf: No, both parts will be rotten! HA HA!

What do you call a QB that throws 12 for 25 for a total of 60 yards? This week, you call him a winner.

Still no highlights in a Jets game. And looking at the score, that seems pretty accurate.

While not a Scorigami, it is always delightful to see that when it comes to the Saints - Falcons matches, it never, ever matters whether one team is overall better than the other. One of the teams could show up with only ten guys overall, and it would still be close.

Would you say that the background vibes here is is that Will made this movie -with- Harper instead of simply -about- Harper? Because that is sort of the feeling I'm getting from what most people are saying, and if true, then that probably is why this actually works.

Looking forward to you watching Les Mondes Engloutis.

I think it's because we no longer have the wizard of Scorigami, Pete Carrol, being head coach. Without him keeping careful control of the leylines of scorigami, the chaos forces will cause unexpected ripples, including this account. -igami

Some people are born to do dad jokes.

The legacy of Secret Base is clearly to make sports fun for non-sports people.