Okay that was it for the main points, read the rest yourself

What the hell was that story. It’s Page Six but 1000s of words long and written by a Brit with a thesaurus crammed all the way up his transverse colon

Seemed like a real notebook dump but fun to learn that his family is mobbed up as fuck

Thank you for your service.

I can't get enough of this trashy fucking drama involving all these reprehensible people lmao