If any billionaires are reading this, I'm available to say "no and insult them"* for a modest.... £10 million a year? *Not in a weird sex way

For £10m I bet you'd also do it in a weird sex way...For £10m I bet you'd also do it in a weird sex way...

I’d be the court jester for £5mil.

Reminds me of the film Local Hero where the hugely wealthy oil company chairman, Happer (Burt Lancaster) employs a therapist, Moritz, to regularly abuse/insult him to keep him grounded.