Perhaps it's crude for me to say so but I think the jet balloons look like sperm. I am an original and creative thinker.
In a lot of political posts, people will write "LFG!" and I understand on an intellectual level that it is meant to be "Let's Fucking Go!" but I can't help reading it as "Looking for Group!" which is objectively better.
J.D. Vance pronounces 'Appalachia' wrong, says @zunguzungu.bsky.socialpopula.com/2019/04/18/r...
I don't really use my Twitter anymore but I keep the account active and the app on my phone. Today, I got a notification to watch an Alex Jones video about Hillary Clinton. I don't follow him and have never watched a video by him. I also thought he was banned. I am very annoyed by this.
The idea of disappointing Smokey the Bear is blowing my mind. Casually tossing half-smoked cigarettes into dry brush and adamantly refusing to police my campfires.
As shows go, Succession is fine but I'm not sure how I feel about them using "Which Side Are You On?" I don't think they've earned it.
For my next piece of experimental filmmaking, I've created an alphabet teaching video for children I hate.
I, Noël Coward, am proud to announce that I have developed heretofore unknown and unprecedented forms of racism. I await your enthusiastic applause.
