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Imagine choking on that rocket~

a hamster is drinking water from a metal bottle .

ALT: a hamster is drinking water from a metal bottle .

Blaaid piggyback ride mod when? Father daddy?

Oh yes!

Every time junior sneezes, somewhere a wolfman creams himself

Blo- I mean bless you.

He definitely sneezing if that's all he's wearing on a cold, dark winter's night.

this was made right after elden ring released (methinks)

Ebaaa blaid o gostoso melhor npc de Elden ring tem nem como

I will drain my nuts inside blaidd's ass

He is everything 👀🙏😍