there's no way to get it to unlearn stuff! like i even have it in my keyboard settings that jumĆ³ should become jump in the opposite direction and it doesn't work
every single time i type the word "jump" on my phone it autocorrects to jumĆ³, a spanish slang term for getting wasted, which is not a thing i have ever typed or even knew of until i googled it. it also autocorrects "just" to JaĆr which is equally inexplicable
it's like shrimp (incredible, transcendent, tasty) if it were somehow only fat. no thank you
the stairs in my apartment are weird what can i say!!
don't believe their lies these are absolutely better than nothing and if you really get in there with them come on how could they be worse
yeehaw
i think it'd be really interesting to ask him what he would have done if he was actually in the woods in afghanistan with the guys from lone survivor. i think he'd say very naturally and seriously that it would have to be called two survivors
many of them clearly do not seem good at socializing with humans
do all of these people not watch where they're walking?!?!?
ive lived in this city since 2014 in like half a dozen different neighborhoods and i do not think i have ever been remotely close to "stepping on a needle"... unless you're dragging your feet through the gutters by the myrtle-broadway JMZ i think it's fine to wear a little flip flop