We are all queer witches down here!

Do your fasting labs early at the hospital and hit the cafeteria for breakfast: it’s good and it’s cheap, cheap, cheap! #TreatYourself

Your priorities check

Are you attempting to lure me into an interest in baseball?

Isn’t that some crap?

I went to a concert at Benoroya Hall last night. I drove from Portland. #DistractDistractDistraction

Anyway, some dream, huh? Metaphor much?

I was never understood and the truth was never revealed. Her live stream just went on and on and on and I was but a captive player in her game, an illustration to make her point. And I waited for everyone to wake up to the truth. 4/5

Oprah was unhinged, and her followers relentlessly piled on. And tied to this comfy chair, unable to interrupt her constant spew of rage, I stared directly into the camera, hoping the audience of the live stream would suddenly see her for who she truly is: my captor and abuser. 3/5

In front of millions of her followers, she belittled and threatened me. I calmly but firmly asked if she was doing okay and she flew into a rage. Her goons then took my phone and said I could have it back after the interview, but she never interviewed me: instead she kept tweeting. 2/5