When you've figured out that Hanukah isn't Jewish Christmas, and now you're just taking wild stabs at which holiday *is* Jewish Christmas.

Guys, they've reduced the price on the Yom Kippur/Hanukah/Rosh Hashanah/Tallit as Picnic Blanket garden flag!!

Well, that one definitely isn't it!

That is the most goyische family I have ever seen.

To be fair, the last Mishnah in Taanis teaches that Yom Kippur (along with Tu B’Av) was one of the happiest days of the Jewish year.

Ok but what if now I love the idea of sending Rosh Hashanah greeting cards?

Someone good at Jewish tell me your most marketable holiday is my ad team is dying