I'll probably be sad for as long as I live, but other than that, I'm fine
Just ate a whole package of prosciutto in ten minutes please clap.
Anyone with pattern recognition and a strong sense of justice has basically been cycling in and out of burnout non-stop since February 2020.
Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go “this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn’t understand normal sane Americans crave” and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like “Leprechauns are real and I’m going to cook one”
What if baseball was nine guys on the pitchers mound trying to bean the batter while he ran around the bases
"imma quit the internet & go to the park" the park IS the internet idiot. u walk thru the park eatin gumdrops somebody gon get a pic of u & caption it "gumdrop vibes". now u viral on the news "gumdrop man has nice day". now u got a whole new life on youtube like "hey GumHeads"