giving myself lead poisoning to better bond with my parents

Strong stance. Much luck with that. 🤣

There’s no way we can catch up with the boomers man my dad told me how he and his friends used to play with the mercury from thermometers 🙃

If you shoot at an outdoor range the chances of absorbing lead is greatly reduced. You could also wear an N95 at a poorly ventilated indoor range.

real!

sprinkling microplastics into their meals so they can better bond with me

People really are into ancient Rome

Sounds interesting and worth a follow. I don’t know anyone here. 😆

banger

Dipping paint chips in salsa for extra flavor

By lead poisoning do you mean the ongoing effects from you reading Elons biography?