It’s almost as if a certain type of journalism that’s based largely on access and not particularly insightful, but is done by people who are good at getting attention, is bad, actually

they're certainly more common than people who aspire to add something meaningful to the world! but in their deranged pursuit of personal advancement, the shit they get themselves into remains weird as fuck

So that’s why I’m allergic to that app

Ambitious people—not, like, people who want to do excellent work or make great art or whatever other substantive aims, but people who have an empty drive for success at all costs—are just the weirdest fucking people on earth, aren’t they?

nah

we all knew that guy, unfortunately, and now, even more unfortunately, he's representing half the electorate

how many republican origin stories just boil down to "i didn't have fun in college"

i'm open to considering Nobody's platform

now we have the makings of a great debate

people have to stop replying to this like it was an earnest, pragmatic suggestion