nobody: people from ny: i live in new yawk. i have three roommates. two of dem are rats. we eat pizza fawh dinnuh every night. de rent? 4000 dollars a SECOND

You left off that they just discovered trash cans

he doesn't talk to me anymore so he can't get mad at me for stealing the post again 😛

Sometimes I got a burger…

You left out the part where they talk about how there is no way they could ever live in another city!

This is exactly what living in New York is like. How are you so accurate

first of all fuck you; second of all please give me money to help pay my $4k/second rent

GREATEST CIDDY IN DA WOILD

Even in BROOKLYN it's the same. Fuhgeddaboudit!

Too few roommates

Fucking Oscar worthy