remember when we hosed this dumb loser into the ground ❤️❤️❤️
Remember when I said that unless BlueSky goes scorched earth on nazi invite trees, the app will fall apart by August? Should’ve listened, dummies.
You can only read 600 posts per day on Bluesky because that’s how many there are
Very funny that Twitter refused to pay for its Google Cloud contract which lapsed yesterday but that’s only one of like four equally plausible theories for why Twitter is down
what an incredible coincidence that your website broke exactly one day after refusing to pay the billion dollar bill you owed
on the phone wit the CEO of Bluesky he’s tellin me Twitter only been down a hour or two but app downloads is goin crazy my staff is telling me the servers about to shut down I gave them the ok to add the most powerful servers to handle this influx congrats looks like more users #sufferingfromsuccess