“If Vance didn’t have his vertebrae removed so he can lick his own ass, then he owes the American people an explanation about why he spends so much time in the Senate licking his ass like a puppy dog who just got a veterinarian’s cone removed.”

a man in a suit and tie stands in front of two microphones in front of a large purple symbol

ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in front of two microphones in front of a large purple symbol

“JD Vance got pushed face down in to a puddle by Penelope Wilson in 7th grade and it’s a darned shame he never got therapy for that moment.”

…they weren’t removed… spinal dissolving is a feature of republican senators… anal self licking is a particular behavior exclusive to vance…